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Killed My Cilantro: An Instructional Guide to Killing Your Indoor Plants
Growing plants indoors is a difficult task for most people.
In the beginning, it seems fine. You plant your new seeds in some fresh soil,
water it, and then watch in awe as it surprisingly starts to sprout in, “less
than a week!” It’s all hope and happiness at first.
Then, it all goes to sh&#.
How It All Began
This sad and heart-wrenching story begins with an impulsive
buy from my local Walgreens.
On a critical trip to the store for diapers and baby food, I
somehow ended up browsing the clearance aisle for a solid 25 minutes, no less. And,
in those 25 minutes, I had a realization that I desperately needed to start an entire
garden on the windowsill in my bedroom. Who knew?! I’ve successfully grown
plants in my room before. Granted it was in high school, but it gave me
reassurance on my new mission.
I know I’m not the only person that has been in a situation
like this before. We cling onto an idea for a short amount of time, obsessing
over it, and then we let it go and find something else to enjoy for a while. Sometimes,
you find a hobby that sticks and becomes a key part of who you are. It’s all
part of being a human adult. Obsession is anything but good for your mental
health, and it keeps you distracted from your priorities. However, I don’t
think it’s all bad if you only let it happen in moderation. If growing a
cilantro plant in your bedroom for a while is your small escape from the stressful
and robotic society that we live in, then go for it.
So, about a week goes by, and my 3 new herb plants – basil, chives,
and cilantro – have begun to sprout; things are looking hopeful. Another few weeks
pass, and they’re flourishing. But, once they hit the 2-month mark, they’re
dead, moved outside, and filled to the brim with rainwater. I won’t bore you
with the depressing details that led up to this point, but I can try to give
you some help on how to keep the same thing from happening to your indoor
plants.
How to Kill Your Indoor Plants
(Sarcasm…if you didn’t catch onto that.)
If you are actually wanting plants to survive, do the exact
opposite of these steps.
Step One: Drown Your Plants.
Water your plant until the soil is completely saturated, and
water fills the plant container up to its brim. It will take approximately 2
days for drowning to occur.
Step Two: No Sunlight!
Keep your window curtains shut and your plant sheltered from
sunrays.
Step Three: Leave all dead leaves/sprouts in
the plant holder.
If you don’t remove dead parts of the plant, they will be a burden
on the healthy sprouts and take up space in the planter. Leave them in and you’re
sure to kill your indoor plant!
In All Seriousness
I’m not 100% sure why my herb plants died. I think it is
sometimes best to use fresh water or rainwater rather than tap water, like what
I used. My window is also in a place that gets little sunlight. Pay attention
to how your plant responds to different things, like the amount of water you
gave it the day before and if the window it’s next to is open or closed. The biggest
mistake I made was treating all three types of my herbs the same; I didn’t do
my research and personalize growing based on the water and sun needs of each plant.
All plants are different and they each have specific requirements their
caretaker needs to follow for the plant to survive. I have saved you some time
by putting together an Herb Index, which you can view in the next section. It
will explain to you the needs of the most common herbs. Use it to your
advantage. Good luck!
Herb Index
(Information on herbs and their survival needs)
Herb
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Annual/
Perennial
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Water
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Sun/Shade
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When to Plant Indoors
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Basil
|
Annual
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Well-drained, barely moist
soil
|
6-8 hours of direct sunlight
per day
|
Early spring or fall
|
Cilantro
|
Full sun to light shade
|
Fall or winter
|
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Dill
|
Well-drained soil
|
Part sun/ part shade
|
Early summer
|
|
Arugula
|
Full sun
|
Early spring
|
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Rosemary
|
Well-drained, loamy soil
|
6-8 hours of sunlight per
day
|
Late winter
|
|
Oregano
|
Perennial
|
Well-drained soil
|
Full sun
|
Early Spring
|
Marjoram
|
Full sun
|
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Thyme
|
Mostly sun
|
|||
Sage
|
Drought-tolerant
|
Medium to Full sun
|
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Chives
|
Moist soil
|
Full sun
|
||
Mint
|
Lots of water
|
Some shade
|
||
Tarragon
|
Well-drained soil
|
Full sun
|
Around April
|
Author Date
Cassandra Johnson July
12, 2019
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